Dishoom – Toh Dishoom Song Lyrics

Singers : Raftaar and Shahid Mallya
Music Director : Pritam Chakraborty
Male : Mujhe yaad hain woh baatein

Mere bachpan ki

Daddy kehte thhe khota sikka

Chalega nahi
Male : Mummy pyar se khilati

Daal chawal aur dahi

Maa ke hathon ka woh jaadu

Five star mein nahi
Male : Marr marr ke mili college degree

Meri job ek tragedy hai joke salary
Male : Ek ladki mili thi

Woh bhi dump kar gayi

Dump hone ko baitha hoon

Koi mile toh sahi
Male : Oh…banda seedha rab da main

Ditto tere warga main

Kaam ghalat koi karda te

Phir na usko chhad-da main
Male : Kisi ladki ko chhede koi

Toh dishoom

Kare cheating aur khele koi

Toh dishoom
Male : Mere india ko bura kahan

Toh dishoom

Jan gan pe na khada hua

Toh dishoom

Toh dishoom… toh dishoom

Toh dishoom..
Male : Bathroom mein kishore da ke gaane gata hu

Katy perry ki photo sang leke nahata hu

Mere aaju baju bikini main babes nachdi

But life koi ‘honey singh’ ka video nahi
Male : Din ko me chaahe jitna bhi hero hota hu

Raaton ko takiye ki jhapi leke sota hu

Kabhi kabhi kisi party me zyada ho gayi toh

Yaad karke purani batein khoob rota hu
Male : Oh..banda seedha rab da main

Ditto tere varga main

Ek wari hath fadd laan taan

Phir kadi nahi chhad-da main
Male : Ram rahim ladaaye koi

Toh dishoom

Chote bachchn ko daraaye koi

Toh dishoom
Male : Nasha karke jo aaye koi

Toh dishoom

Mere bhai ko sataaye koi

Toh dishoom
Male : Toh dishoom… toh dishoom

Toh dishoom..
Male : Kabhi na karo main kaam koi aisa

Ke jisse jhuke meri gardan

Jeeta hun cheetah hun

Paapo se sikha hoon
Male : Mujhpe main kuch hai burden

Jaise har dam

Ghar chalana hai jaise ya taise

Chhote sapno ke liye jodun

Paise paise paise..
Male : Arre kaise kaise kaam kare

Ta ki naam bane

Duniya dekh ke mujhko

Bhaijaan ram ram kare

Par dhyan rahein mujhko kabhi na chedna

Dene me ik dishoom mujhko lagegi der na
Male : Oh banda seedha rab da main

Ditto tere warga main

Kaam ghalat koi karda te

Phir na usko chhad-da main
Male : Khud apni badhayi kari

Toh dishoom

Ratta maar ke padhai kari

Toh dishoom
Male : Rishwat leke kaam kiya

Toh dishoom

Raste pe traffic jam kiya

Toh dishoom
Male : Public bhadkaye koi

Toh dishoom

Meri bandi ko pataaye koi

Toh dishoom
Male : Kal picture main phone baja

Toh dishoom

Gaana sunke naa aaya mazaa

Toh dishoom
Male : Toh dishoom… toh dishoom

Toh dishoom..