Eminem – Steve Berman (Skit) Song Lyrics

About Eminem: Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972), known professionally as Eminem (/ˌɛmɪˈnɛm/; often stylized as EMINƎM), is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, record executive, and actor. He is consistently cited as one of the greatest and most influential artists of all time in any genre, with Rolling Stone ranking him 83rd on its list of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time and labelling him the “King of Hip Hop”.

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Lyrics:

Heyyy!
Hey, Em, what’s up?
Steve Berman. What’s goin’ on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. What’s up?
Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Umm, yeah, what’s…
Vannessa, shut the door
Okay
So what’s up? How’s orders looking for the first week?
It would be better if you gave me nothing at all
Wh-
This album is less than nothing. I can’t sell this f*cking record
Wha
Do you know what’s happening to me out there?
Wh-wha-what’s the problem?
Violent Ground told me to go f*ck myself!
Who’s Violent?
Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!
Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
But, I-
I’m gonna lose my f*ckin’ job over this
You know why Dre’s record was so successful?
He’s rappin’ about big-screen tv’s, blunts, 40’s and bitches
You’re rappin’ about homosexuals and Vicadin.
I mean
I can’t sell this shit!
What
Either change the record or it’s not coming out!
What, I
Now get the f*ck out of my office!
What am I supposed
NOW!
Alright man, whatever