Hum Tum – Ladki Kyon Na Jane Kyon Song Lyrics

Singers : Alka Yagnik, Saif Ali Khan, Rani Mukerjee and Shaan
Music by : Jatin – Lalit
Male : Ladki kyon na jane kyon

Ladko si nahi hoti
Male : Soch thi hai zyada..

Kham woh samajh thi hai

Soch thi hai zyada..

Kham woh samajh thi hai
Male : Dil kuch kehta hai

Kuch aur hi karti hai
Male : Ladki kyon na jane kyon

Ladko si nahi hoti

Ladki kyon na jane kyon

Ladko si nahi hoti
Male : Soch thi hai zyada

Kham woh samajh thi hai

Dil kuch kehta hai

Kuch aur hi karti hai
Male : Ladki kyon na jane kyon

Ladko si nahi hoti

Ladki kyon na jane kyon

Ladko si nahi hoti
Male : Pyar usse bhi hai magar

Shuruwat tumhi se chahe

Khudh me ulji ulji hai

Par balo ko suljaye
Male : I mean you’re all the same yaar

Hum achche dost hai

Par uss nazar se tumko dekha nahi

Woh sab to teek hai par

Uss bare me maine socha nahi
Male : Sab se alag hai tum ye keh ke

Paas tumhare aaye

Aur kuch din me tum me alag sa

Kuch bhi na usko paiye
Male : Uff.. ye kaisi shirt pehnte ho

Ye kaise bal katate ho

Ghadi tez chalate ho

Tum jaldi me kyo khate ho

Give me a break
Male : Tumhe badalne ko paas

Woh aati hai..

Tumhe mitane ko chal

Bichati hai..

Batoon batoon me

Tumhe fasathi hai

Pehle hasati hai

Phir bada rulati hai
Male : Ladki kyon na jane kyon

Ladko si nahi hoti

Ladki kyon na jane kyon

Ladko si nahi hoti
Female : Eh.. itna hi khudh se khush ho to

Piche kyon aate ho..

Phul kabhi to hazar thofe

Akhir kyon late ho
Female : Apna naam nahi bataya aapne?

Coffee pine chalenge?

Mai aapko ghar chod du?

Phir kab milenge?
Female : Bikhra bikhra be matlab sa

Tuta phuta jina

Aur kehte ho alag se hai hum

Tan ke apna sina
Female : Bhiga tolya kahi farsh pe

Toothpaste ka dakhan kahi

Kal ke mauze ulat ke pehne

Waqt ka kuch bhi hosh nahi
Female : Jine ka tumko dang

Sikhlati hai..

Tumhe janwar se

Insan banati hai..
Female : Uske bina ek pal

Rehna sakhoge tum

Usko pata hai ye

Keh na sakhoge tum
Female : Iss liye ladkiyaan

Ladko si nahi hoti

Iss liye ladkiyaan

Ladko si nahi hoti
Male : Jane kaun kaun se din woh

Tumko yad dilaye

Pyar ko chahe bhul bhi jaye

Tarike na bhulaye
Male : First march ko nazar milayi

Char april ko mai milne aayi

Ikis may ko tumne chuwa tha

Chhe june mujhe kuch hua tha
Female : Ladko ka kya hai

Kissi bhi mor pe woh mur jayeen

Abhi kissi ke hai

Abhi kissi aur se woh jud jayeen
Female : Tumhare mummy daddy ghar par nahi hai

Great.. mai aa jau?

Tumhari friend akeli ghar ja rahi hai

Bechari.. mai chod aau?

Uff..
Male : Ek ha kehne ko kitna

Dehlati hai..

Thak jate hai hum woh

Ji behlati hai..
Female : Woh sharmati hai

Kabhi chupati hai..

Ladki jo ha kehde

Usse nibhati hai
Female : Iss liye ladkiyaan

Ladko si nahi hoti

Iss liye ladkiyaan

Ladko si nahi hoti
Male : Na na na na
Female : Iss liye ladkiyaan

Ladko si nahi hoti
Female : Ladki kyon
Male : Oh god
Female : Iss liye ladkiyaan

Ladko si nahi hoti
Male : Na na na na oh god shut up
Male : Alright.. alright..

Iss me jagadne ki kya baat hai yaar
Female : Pehle pehle baware jaise
Male : Arre..
Female : Aas paas mand rai
Male : But i
Female : Phir busy hu kehkar

Tumko woh tarkai
Male : Come on rhea
Female : Samjha karo darling..

Aaj bohat kaam
Male : Arre meri bhi to suno
Female : Door hua to kya

Dil me tumhara naam hai
Male : Oh wow..
Female : Jiss chehre par marte hai

Woh boring ho jaye
Male : I’m not listening to you
Female : Kuch hi din me nazre inki

Idhar udhar mand rai
Male : I’m not listening to you
Female : Sirf pyar se zindgi nahi chalti
Male : Ok i’m not with her
Female : Tum interior decoration ka course kyon nahi karti
Male : Ok thats it