Oh Darling Yeh Hai India (1995) – Baap Re Baap, Kamaal Hai Aap Song Lyrics

Oh Darling Yeh Hai India is a Ketan Mehta film screened in 1995 in theatres across India. It is a spoof film starring Shah Rukh Kahn, Deepa Sahi, Javed Jaffrey, Anupam Kher and Amrish Puri. The movie copied romantic and action scenes from hit movies in a funny way. Perhaps, this very practice served as the last nail in the coffin as the film bombed at the box office.

Album: Oh Darling Yeh Hai India (1995)

Song: Baap Re Baap, Kamaal Hai Aap

Lyrics

Yeh raakh bataao kiski hai mere baap ki
Sarkaar ?? kiski hai mere baap ki
Har gunaah kiski hukum se hai, baap ke
Sab darate kisake julm se hai, baap ke
Sab kaala dhanda kiska hai, baap ka
Har gali ka gunda kiska hai, baap ka
Har hafte hafta kiska hai baap ka
Har rafta rafta kiska hai baap ka
Baap re baap, kamaal hai aap
Beta baap se sawaaya
Beta baap bech ke khaaya
Kuchh kiya nahi sab paaya, kuchh khud ne kya kamaaya
Yeh chamakata haar usake baap ka
Yeh chhuri ki dhaar usake baap ki
Agaadi pichhaadi baape ke imported gaadi baap ki
Yeh suit usake baap ka, yeh but usake baap ka
Jo bol raha woh jhut usake baap ka
Takat usake baap ki himmat usake baap ki
Jo phunk raha woh daulat usake baap ki
Yeh topi yeh ghadi daddi ne di
Yeh peti yeh chhadi daddi ne di
Yeh noto ki gaddi daddi ne di
Andar ki yeh chaddi daadi ne di
Marin dadi daddi ne di
Sharaab jo chadhi daddi ne di
Aadat jo bigadi daddi ne di
Jid jo pakadi daddi ne di

Hat ja warana pachhataayega, bina maut ke mar jaayega
Kya socha hai darr jaayega, kya karega kha jaayega
Jo hamase takraayega woh chur chur ho jaayega
Jo apane saath mein aayega woh mast raam kehlaayega
Jo aawaaj uthaayega woh mitti mein mil jaayega
Jo jyaada maja dilaayega woh isako le jaayega, khabardaar
Main raaton ka raajkumaar, mujhe kisiki nahi darkaar
Idhar udhar karu aar paar, main jabardast main jordaar
Yaar pyaar par jor nahi, jo pyaar mein woh kamjor nahi
Pyaar se bolo nahi chalegi, jor se bolo nahi chalegi
Maaramaari nahi chalegi, gundagardi nahi chalegi
Sinajori nahi chalegi, chhinajhappi nahi chalegi
Nahi chalegi, nahi chalegi, nahi chalegi, nahi chalegi..- (2)
Haath nahi lagaana tod daalunga
Aankh nahi dikhaana phod daalunga
Jabaan nahi ladaana kaat daalunga
Najdik nahi aana faad daalunga
Yeh chaaku chhuri aur talwaar
Banduk bumb saare hathiyaar
Sab pyaar mein bekaar – (2)
Kyun
Jo pyaar karate hai woh maarate nahi
Marate hai haay pyaar pe marate hai pyaar se marate hai
Khushi khushi marate hai, marate hai, marate hai
Agar nahi tujhe aitbaar toh ja ja ja daddi se puchh mere yaar
Toh ja ja ja daddi se puchh mere yaar – (3)
Ja ja ja puchh