Shaandaar – Senti Wali Mental Song Lyrics

Singers : Arijit Singh, Neeti Mohan, Swanand Kirkire and Amit Trivedi
Music by : Amit Trivedi
Male : Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan

Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan

Haye….
Chorus : Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan

Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
Male : O ki macchar bhi kaate

To selfie uski khich le
Chorus : Ki macchar bhi kaate

To selfie uski khich le
Male : Zamaane se lena na dena haaye

Zamaane se lena na dena

Ya khuda ya khuda tu humein inse bachana zara

Ki nakli noton ka ek bundle hain ye choriyan
Chorus : Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyan

Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyan
Female : {Ho subah o shaam taade ye ladkiyon ko gaur se

Lage haath dil pe par dhadke kahi aur se..} (2)
Female : Akal hai matar ka daana re haaye..

Akal hai matar ka daana re

Ya khuda ya khuda aayina inko dikhana zara
Female : {Aji harkat se accidental hain ye chokre..} (2)
Female : Humein kehte hain par khud mental hai ye chokre

Humein kehte hain par khud mental hai ye chokre
Male : Haaye ye mascara lipgloss ki jitni bahar hai

Jo ladke palat ke na dekhe toh bekar hai

Na dekhe toh bekar hai

Na dekhe toh bekar hai
Female : Ho ye audi bmw ghanta jaguar hai

Jo ladki na baithi to kaahe ki mehangi car hai
Male : Haan ye duniya hai bus stop ladki bus ke jaisi

Rukko paanch minuton me agli phir milegi
Female : Ho sambhal ke kahin na yeh bus chhut jaaye

Baaki zindagi warna paidal hi kategi
Male : Ladkiyan bana bola god ne bhi ‘oh my god’
Female : God ka karishma lakdi

Ladke god ka hain fraud
Male : Ho tradition yahi hai apna ladkiyan paraya dhan
Female : Ho ladke jaise kale dhan se

Better hai paraya dhan

Better hai paraya dhan ji

{Better hai paraya dhan..} (3)

{Ho gaya faisla jaao ji..} (3)

Munh dhoke aao zara
Female : {Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandal hain yeh chokre..} (2)

Humein kehte hain par khud mental hain yeh chokre

Arre harqat se accidental hain yeh chokre.
Male : Oh ho oh… ta na na..
Male : Main hoon wo sandal ki jispe tera bojh hai

Main single pasli tu double dose hai

Kaisa ye dastoor kaisa riwaz hai

Medium dulhe ki dulhan extra large hai
Male : Tujhe kya lagta hai teri hirni chaal hai

Teri kamar hai kamra tu bhk hall hai
Male : {Rishta hai nahi ye to poora scam hai

Zindagi ka safar ab to stuck in jam hai..} (2)
Male : Jodta hoon main tere haath

Mujhko phans na nahi tere saath

Pyaar mujhko jispe aaye

Tujh mein na ek bhi aissi baat

Maaru aisi jodi ko laat

Jo kare jeevan ko barbaad

Dekh tu haalat teri

Tujhpe hai sharminda aurat zaat

Haan chal hatt..
Male : Patli kamar ki tujhko

Itni kya demand hain

Brad pitt ka pota hai

Ya tu james bond hai
Male : Maa agar teri moti hoti to kya chhod deta

Size ke darr se kya tu usse bhi nata tod deta hatt

Haan vajan ka kya hai ye workout se ghat jayega

Tere jaise blonder kaise andu ho payega
Male : {Aurat jaat ko jo neecha dikhayega

Jaan le besharam mitti mein mil jaayega..} (2)
Male : Aurat ki ijjat ka jo kare

Ek durghatana hai tere jaise paidais behuda

Thobada achha na sahi baat achhi karle beta
Male : Tere jaise budbak ko thodi budhi bakshe re khuda

Simpathi unse hai jinke ghar

Tere jaisa putar hua
Male : {Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hai ye chhoriyan..} (2)

God ka ultimate creation hain chhoriyaan

Khuda se bando ka kannection hai ye chhoriyan

Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hai ye chhoriyan